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33 Macrolog entries tagged with ‘funny’
Hand Car Washing Sun 13 Feb 2005
It was the last day of our flying visit to London in January when Benitha and I noticed this, just around the corner from our hotel (on Holland Road, from Kensington High Street): If you can't make out what the...
Kids Show Sun 02 Nov 2003
What do you get if you cross Sesame Street with Chris Morris' Jam? Why, you get Kids Show, a fourteen minute masterpiece of good ol' fashioned subversive sickness from some of the more damaged brains behind South Park and Late...
Pope Beautifies Mother Teresa Sun 19 Oct 2003
==== Oy! I know the Catholic Church is pretty fucked up, but giving makeovers to the dead? _Is nothing sacred!?!_...
Excerpt from a Conversation On Joining the Army Sat 02 Aug 2003
Him: So dude, when are you joining the medics with me? Me: I'm not. Him: Ahh why not? Me: I'm a pacifist. Him: But we're _medics!_ Me: Dude I know you wish we were like the guys in Scrubs but...
Remembering Mr. T Sat 12 Apr 2003
I have to admit that I did not know what a clerihew was, before I was educated by Jason Fush yesterday evening. The example he gave -- featuring everyone's second-favourite member of the A*Team (Murdoch, of course, simply _must_ come...
Get Your War On Thu 20 Mar 2003
So the attack on Iraq has begun. To be perfectly honest, despite my TV being tuned to news reports since 7am this morning, I still don't know what's going on. I think they want it that way. On a slightly...
Guardian Cricket Writer Comes Unstuck Fri 14 Mar 2003 | 1 Comments
The link for this piece might not be live for long, so I've copied the best bit for everyone to enjoy: Meanwhile, have you ever thought WHAT SORT OF LIFE IS THIS AND WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING BOARDING...
Death Rage Speed Freak Extreme Biker Killaz Thu 13 Mar 2003
With the recent Stateside release of Jet Li star vehicle Cradle 2 The Grave, The San Francisco Chronicle’s Mark Morford despairs at the state of the modern film industry (from the Morning Fix, 03/03/03): A new upcoming film, “Death Rage...
Who Could You Take in a Fight? Tue 18 Feb 2003 | 3 Comments
The Onion asked a veritable cornucopia of celebrities for their responses to one of life's unanswerable questions. Here are their responses. As for me, well, I could take Todd Solondz. I'd give him the beating he deserves for all the...
Super Demolition Christ Mon 27 Jan 2003
Is it just me, or has "Super Demolition Christ" got action figure potential written all over it?...
We Don't Have Mice That Big in Dublin Mon 09 Sep 2002
I'm almost 100% certain that I walked past this when I was on the Danforth....
I Always Smile When I Read This Sat 10 Aug 2002
I'm hoping it becomes fashionable to say something reasonably profound and then immediately launch into an inappropriate non sequitur. For example, a professor at MIT could deliver a lecture on Fermat's Last Theorem, and as he scribbles the final...
The Idiot Factor Strikes Again Thu 18 Jul 2002
This story seems like it should be in the Onion, not the Washington Post. The fact that so many people fell for this scam doesn't really surprise me though, since 90% of the world's population are idiots....
Funny Stuff Sun 16 Jun 2002
This just made me laugh out loud. But even so, it still doesn't do it for me like Pookiemon does....
Mind Your Sides Wed 05 Jun 2002
Careful if you watch this, your sides may well split. (Especially if you're a fan of Captain Lou.)...
From The Onion Wed 22 May 2002
From The Onion: Man Who's 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Heritage....
Magic 8-Ball Sun 19 May 2002
I asked the Magic 8-Ball if it was really just a stupid toy with no powers of clairvoyance, and it replied: 'Signs Say Yes'. I knew it was hokum all along....
Best ... T-Shirt ... Ever Mon 06 May 2002
The Blogger store now has XXL t-shirts due to popular demand. And here was me thinking that the Comic Book Guy was just a fictional character....
Blessed are the Nerds Sat 27 Apr 2002
Reading this made me think rather than chuckle. You know, in many ways, the nerds of this world are the most genuine people you could ever know....
A Herd of Jogging Oprahs Fri 26 Apr 2002
Would you like to be trampled by a herd of jogging Oprahs carrying 3lb hams?...
Butt Seriously Tue 23 Apr 2002
Is it just me, or are these guys literally talking out of their arses?...
I Was Glad I Didn't Go See Yo La Tengo That Night Wed 10 Apr 2002
This is so very true. I should know, since I used to be one....
Namesake Sat 23 Mar 2002
Ratcatcher is on BBC 2 right now. I wonder if William Eadie, who plays the film's main protagonist, realises that he shares his name with Ax of Demolition....
Tom the Dancing Bug Sat 09 Mar 2002
Today's edition of Tom the Dancing Bug just arrived in my inbox, and - of course - it's a good one. Granted, Tom is often quite acidic and extremely biased, but that doesn't mean it's not true....
The Best Picture Ever Mon 04 Feb 2002
The title is true; this truly is the best picture ever (c/o Ober Dicta)....
Oh Boy Sat 02 Feb 2002
Oh boy. Me thinks the South Korean authorities have never seen a real English hooligan riot. God help them....
The Idiot Factor Mon 21 Jan 2002
The mere existence of this is further proof that 90% of the world's population are idiots....
If Only It Was Poisoned... Mon 14 Jan 2002
On a lighter note, Georgie chokes on a pretzel....
A Talking Parrot and a Cyborg From the Future... Sun 13 Jan 2002
I should have logged off by now, but I couldn't help finding this (c/o Absolute Blog). The cogs are turning as I blog... From the same site, the Amazing Movie Maker. A sample: A talking parrot and a cyborg...
Ninjas are Totally Awesome Sat 12 Jan 2002
I can't remember how I found this site, but it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. A sample: Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?A: Whoever told you...
Clinton Drops Da Bomb Fri 11 Jan 2002
This is old, but it's still funny (thanks to 'George Clinton' for the link)....
Not What I Expected Sat 22 Dec 2001
Bugger. I was hoping I was Eeyore....
Perfect Clip Art Wed 07 Nov 2001
From the new Onion: Woman Has Perfect Clip Art For Party Invitation...
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